How many frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink til the room spins.

How many DragonBallZ characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but it takes six episodes.

How many modern artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Flaming giraffe and phallus tower.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change?

How many democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but the bulb comes with earmarks and costs ten times more than the old one.

How many Agnostics does it take to change a lightbulb?
I guess we'll never know.

How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It is God's will that the bulb not be changed.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
There is no lightbulb.

How many students of Nietzsche does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is dead.

How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None! Changing lightbulbs lies in the realm of the absurd!

How many accountants does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll have the data for you next week.

How many presidential cabinet members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven. One to argue about the outrageous cost of the new bulb, one to state that the old bulb is a direct threat to everyone in the room, one to cover the press hearing, one to calculate the effects the new bulb will have on the budget crisis, one to deny that the bulb ever needed changing, one to change it, and one to cover up for whoever leaked the information.

How many PC's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Server error. File is missing or damaged. C:\LOCAL-1\Documents\DeviantArt\Temp9045.....

aaand how many Macs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but most bulbs aren't compatible!

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